Tito can Help
My Name is Tito and I’m from Portland, Oregon. I have a hangover solution I think you will approve of, and I hope you will continue to use as you need to. If you’re like me, you know how to do things right. You take care of yourself, manage all the moving parts of your life, and yes, sometimes let loose. I have a way for you to get back to your important life, because sometimes after even just a few drinks, you could be compromised. So don’t let all that life you want to live, slip away.
No one likes to admit they have a hangover. No one wants to think about a hangover when they are having a good time, its kind of a blind spot. No more worries in that category. Take Tito’s Tonic before you go out, before bed, or when you wake up, and you get to keep your day, and the memories from last night.
Ever Tried these for Hangover?
- OJ and raw egg
- big greasy breakfast
- many cups of coffee
- spirulina shakes
- Bloody Mary and brunch
- hair of the dog?
…nope, they don’t work.
Tito’s Tonic is different.
Most people don’t believe that there is a solution to hangovers, mostly because they don’t know that there is a solution! And its not pharmaceutically-based…it’s Natural!
Most of the other hangover solutions on the market have one active ingredient (and heavy stimulants). Tito’s Tonic has NO Stimulants or Caffeine, and FIVE active ingredients…
- Curcuminoids- time tested general anti inflammatory and blood cleanser
- Milk Thistle- liver protection
- Kudzu Root- liver support and alcohol craving cutter
- Vitamins & electrolytes- restores the leeched nutritive elements to your system
- DHM- liver restoration
I think we’ve covered all the bases in terms of ingredients, and replenishment for your body. Yep, we did our homework on this one, and kept it all natural, in a dosage potent enough to take care of you, just right.
Tito’s Tonic can help when you need to…
- get back to your life
- back to work
- get to that brunch
- make that presentation
- finish that paper
- pitch that proposal
- sit up straight
- take the kids to the park
- eat something
- get to the ceremony
- hit the Trade show
- present at the conference
- go to the game
- meet with your crew
you’ll need to get back to it, why not make it easy on yourself.
The ‘Hangover’, Demystified:
What IS a hangover?
Most people know what a hangover is, but what goes into a hangover, really? when you drink alcohol, whether it be a glass of wine, a mixed drink, a coupla beers, or a glass of sherry, alcohol does some pretty strange things to your system. Alcohol saps vitamins and vital nutrients from your body, causes the formation of free radicals, and bogs down your liver as it attempts to process a poison out of your body. Believe it or not, when you feel tipsy, it is a form of poisoning that gives you that woosy feeling! Tito discovered that if you give the live the extra fortification it needs, bring in some anti-oxidants, and replaces the vitamins and minerals leeched out by the alcohol, you’ve got a solution for a hangover!
The Genesis of Tito’s Tonic:
I have found that in other countries they are smarter than us in some interesting ways. They know how to take care of the infamous ‘day after’. Traditionally here in America, that day after is a kind of trial by fire, if you had that good of a time, you deserve to suffer. I ask, Why should we have to suffer so much?
So, I scoured the traditions of far off places, and discovered that there truly is a way to take care of hangovers, so you don’t lose the next day(s) after a really enjoyable evening with drinks. And you don’t have to be jacked on caffeine or guarana extract in order to get going again, like so many people do nowadays.
Sometimes things get a little out of hand, or maybe you don’t even partake that often, and are a ‘lightweight’. Either way, Tito’s Tonic can help.
I’m still trying to figure out a way to measure how many productive hours, mondays or days after have been wasted on account of the infamous hangover. If you have any ideas how to measure that, please get in touch.
Some may get upset at my solution, and say it promotes alcohol abuse, but from the research I have seen, indications are that people become more responsible, if they are in more control of their hangovers.
We strive for the best products possible. after you have taken some of my Tonic, please let us know how it went, and how well it worked!
Here’s some Experienced Comments:
After 9 days on the road, we had to blow off some steam, then another show, the NEXT DAY. Thank you Tito for being there!
-Trombone Player, March Fourth Marching Band
You Saved my Trip to the Bahamas! it was like we had an extra two days! thank you Tito!
-Catherine M., Naturopath
Wow. It really Worked! You’ve convinced this Pharmacist.
-Jane M., Pharmacist
You never really know when a hangover will work its way into your head.
Be Prepared. Tito’s Tonic.